Momma T — Mope and Wail
January 25, 2014
Ottawa—Good morning dear members. Another scandal has broken after a night of drinking copious amounts of alch-y-hol. In the days of prohibition, you can bet your bottom dollar that scandals were harder to spot.
Days after being exposed for her “hard working” habits, Ms. Hanna Fazal has reached my scandal column once again. My dearest, I feel as if the road ahead of you is a short one. (I’m sensing a general theme in your life?)
The newly minted Parti Bleu leader (what were they thinking!?) was seen leaving the prestigious establishment of 1-8-4-8 late last night with none other than fellow member and collegue Kiki Lefebvre. The two, who have been less than tight lipped about their recent shenanigans, were spotted by several sources throughout the community of Sandy Hill.
What happened to the art of discretion? What happened to the art of courting?
Oh my land. At first glance, this story does not seem that scandalous, as many members have been aware of this story for quite a long while. In fact three moons have passed since their relationship has began to blossom. But I assure you, dear duckies, that there is more to this tale.
Also taking in a few beverages was the Hon. Marilyn Tourangeau and fellow media elite, Zee Barnes.
Pictures have surfaced that these individuals did go to a dwelling together. A source close to Ms. Tourangeau claims that the two were seen walking into said house hand in hand.
Now, this my dear friends, is where I am about to knock your socks off.
But not actually, nudity is not very polite.
Later this same evening, Ms. Lefebvre and Ms. Fazal were seen entering Ms. Touranguau’s home, also hand in hand.
Now, I understand that times have been a changin, but the logistics of four individuals, well you know, doin the dirty, just boggles this old bats mind.
I’m sure more will come about this, at least these fine individuals are doing their activities in the comfort and privacy of their own home. We know others are not akin to the same level of decency…I’m looking at you, Mr. Bisaillon.
Stay ethical, me duckies.